New Super Mario Bros. 2 | Review

By: Ryan Seiler 

Posted: August 25, 2012

Mario’s had himself an eventful life. He’s saved a princess in the Mushroom Kingdom, he’s saved a princess in Dinosaur Land and he’s even saved a princess in MarioLand. He’s a well traveled guy! Born into the Nintendo family, Mario had an outstanding start in life with Super Mario Bros., a game that placed him firmly in the head of his class. Through his adolescence his creativity and polish only heightened his title as video gaming’s mascot, as games like Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World built off of the now famous Mario’esque gameplay and aesthetics. In his teens the emboldened plumber broke into the third dimension, showing the rest of the gaming industry that a 2D translation into 3D was even possible, and again, setting the bar higher while he was at it. Recently, Mario has begun to reach middle age, and like all middle aged men he has been desperately grabbing onto and recreating what made him great in his early years. Yet unlike most middle aged men, he has a corporation behind him. So instead of having to see him trudge around the Mushroom Kingdom in his high school jersey, or scoot around town in a Corvette, we have to watch him use and reuse classic Mario game mechanics and characters in a desperate attempt to evoke nostalgia, at the cost of innovation. 

Super Princess Peach | Déjà-Review

By: Ryan Seiler 

Posted: August 19, 2012

For years video games have been accused of harboring misogynistic points of view and behavior. I would argue that this idea spawns from the overwhelming majority males hold in gaming culture, and that many times the depiction of females falls to those who cynically view gamers as sexually repressed pubescent boys who view women as if they’re in an eighties teen comedy. But this only excuses the majority of female game tropes, i.e. the sexy warrior with armor skimpier than lingerie models. Other games aren’t meant to titillate male gamers, instead they offer up an unrealistic or ignorant view of women. Just look at every Bratz game, or dress-up social game. Hell, even the well meaning Cooking Mama had players questioning whether or not it was a modern day Easy Bake Oven, teaching girls their role in the kitchen.

Enter Super Princess Peach, this seemed like the obvious next step for Nintendo; Yoshi got his own game, and so did Luigi, all they really had left was Peach and Toad. And I don’t think Toad appeals to quite as many demographics as Peach does– what with being a near genderless mushroom with a face. Soon after the game’s release it was attacked for its negative portrayal of Peach. Many claimed that the game was merely a back-handed cash-in towards a female audience. But this is Nintendo. People must be blowing things out of proportion – right?

Awesomenauts | Review

By: Christopher Brimmer

Posted: August 14, 2012

My son is really into League of Legends. He eats that stuff up pretty hardcore. Over the last few years I've made a concerted effort to join him in this game only to come to the realization that I'm simply not cut out for the "learn by humilating defeat" style of play. I wanted to try and find something that would appeal to his tastes but also cater to me. Imagine my surprise when I find a game that could do just that. Enter Awesomenauts!

Wizorb | Review

By: Ryan Seiler 

Posted: August 11, 2012

Someone over at Atari really dropped the ball when they didn’t maintain creative rights to Breakout. Granted it was 1976 and ripping off games – which consisted of Pong back then – was all the rage. Once a new game had released, everyone and their brother made their own version of it. And by version I mean clone.

“Look the Sears one has orange blocks!”

“Woah, the Radio Shack one has two paddles!”

Strangely, these first few games are still being reproduced today. Every piece of consumer electronics, from iPods to digital watches plays Breakout, in some form. Ever own a cell phone that didn’t have a version already built in? Hell, when aliens find the Voyager probe I’m pretty sure the first thing they’ll do with it is boot up Block Breaker.

Over the years, Breakout hasn’t witnessed its share of innovation. Even Pong could be said to have evolved into today’s tennis games, but not poor old Breakout who only survives thanks to nostalgia. And the fact that it’s super easy to make. However, some standout titles have implemented new gameplay mechanics -- for better or worse.  A few games started giving the paddle weapons to eliminate hard to hit blocks. MagicBall even gave us 3D structures to tear down instead of a 2D plane of bricks, as well as the now-standard array of weapons.  Breakout on the Playstation tried hitting up the then popular mascot market of Mario, Spyro and Crash Bandicoot by giving the blocks faces, personalities and storylines – it surprisingly didn’t do so well. Imagine Resident Evil 2, if you played the whole game as that unlockable square player, Tofu. And instead of shooting zombies, you’re slowly bouncing balls at frickin’ blocks!

The next logical step, obviously, was to implement RPG elements into the fray. That’s where Wizorb comes in. This little indie title first debuted as an Xbox Live Indie game and did what every good title there does: it got the hell out! But just how well do an RPG and a Brick Breaker mesh to form a cohesive game? And can Wizorb break out of the mediocrity the genre is known for.

FEZ | Review

By: Ryan Seiler

Posted: August 5, 2012

Vaporware has been condensing recently, with Duke Nukem Forever hitting the shelves after years of development. Compared to that abomination and its generational gap development time, Fez’s five year nostalgia-taunt seems tame. Since 2007 Fez has routinely made its presence known, soaking up every indie and innovation award it could get its grubby little mitts on. But since 2007, when graphical superiority was all the rage and an NES-inspired puzzle platformer was a step outside the box, a huge portion of indie developers have begun using “8-Bit” aesthetics. So can Fez hold its own among today’s sea of retro puzzle platformers?

Puzzle Quest 2 | Review

By: Christopher Brimmer

Posted: August 2, 2012

Puzzle Quest 2 is one of those games that at first glance you say, "My grandma plays Bejeweled and next thing you know I'll be playing bingo on Wednesday nights. Pass." Maybe that was just me, but my seven year old was begging me to have a game we could play together. I caved and picked up a copy for my iPad. Well 35 hours into this game I think it's safe to say that there's something it has going for it. Why the iPad? Well I had played the first Puzzle Quest on my PC and Xbox 360 and felt that this honestly is the type of game that would work perfectly on the iPad. Turns out I was right.